Hilariously Awful Dad Jokes

What makes a dad? Endless reserves of love and support, for one. But perhaps more importantly, a real dad knows his way around a truly terrible joke. We went looking for the best (worst) dad jokes on the internet, and the internet did not disappoint. Here are some of our new faves that you can break out next time you want to be truly embarrassing to the children in your life.


·        “I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.”

·        “I took up origami for a while, but I gave it up because it was too much paperwork.”

·        “6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.”

·        “If a child doesn’t want to take a nap, they are guilty of resisting a rest.”

·        “Three guys walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it.”

·        “I haven’t been to the gym in so long, I’ve gone back to calling it James.”

·        “Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change colors? He had a reptile dysfunction.”

·        [Putting car in reverse] “Ah, this takes me back.”

·        “Are you feeling cold? Sit in the corner, it is 90 degrees.”

·        “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.”