Signs the Earth is Getting Hotter

 

  • You can boil pasta in the kiddie pool

  • Your dog has somehow learned to shave itself

  • You see a lot more camels wandering around than you used to

  • Your workplace just instituted “Loincloth Fridays”

  • You’re using sunblock with SPF 8,000

  • You’ve been trapped in your refrigerator for hours and you couldn’t be happier

  • Every morning, you have to shoo the Gila monsters off your porch

  • You quit your six-figure job to become a Sherpa

  • You paid 12 bucks to see The Secret Life of Pets 2 just for the air conditioning

  • You’re considering having your body frozen… while you’re still alive