Signs You’re Too Old to Play Batman


  • You keep asking if the movie is going to be a “talkie”

  • You already got turned down for the role of Alfred

  • You ask producers to hire your nephew to show you how to work the Bat Computer

  • Your Screen Actors Guild member number is “3”

  • You hike the waist of the Batsuit up around your nipples

  • You demand to leave the set at 4pm to catch the “early Bat special”

  • Your new arch-enemy: kidney stones

  • You lost the part once already – to Adam West!

  • Two words: Bat-Depends