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You keep asking if the movie is going to be a “talkie”
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You already got turned down for the role of Alfred
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You ask producers to hire your nephew to show you how to work the Bat Computer
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Your Screen Actors Guild member number is “3”
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You hike the waist of the Batsuit up around your nipples
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You demand to leave the set at 4pm to catch the “early Bat special”
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Your new arch-enemy: kidney stones
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You lost the part once already – to Adam West!
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Two words: Bat-Depends