Things that Annoy Clowns.

Clowns aren’t always happy-go lucky.  As a matter of fact, you might be surprised to find out that there are a lot of things that bother them.  Here are The Top Things that Annoy Clowns.



  • People who assume your giant red nose is the result of alcoholism when it’s actually cocaine.

  • When you Google “clown college” and most of the results are “Trump University.”

  • Posse’s that are imbalanced.  But not all-out “insane.”

  • Humiliating yourself with a pie in the face and no one even looked up from their phone. 

  • Getting sprayed with seltzer water that’s not La Croix.

  • No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be as entertaining as a filter that makes people look like hyenas.

  • It’s hard to find clown shoe sizes of Crocs.

  • Kids who aren’t easily terrified.

  • Hot-Dog-on-a-Stick employees who mock your outfit.

  • Getting a one star Uber rating after cramming 16 fellow clowns into a Toyota Prius.

  • The growing suspicion that there may actually be something more fulfilling than earning minimum wage to tie balloon animals for screaming toddlers.

  • Our broken healthcare system.  Hey, they worry about regular people things, too.