Clowns aren’t always happy-go lucky. As a matter of fact, you might be surprised to find out that there are a lot of things that bother them. Here are The Top Things that Annoy Clowns.
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People who assume your giant red nose is the result of alcoholism when it’s actually cocaine.
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When you Google “clown college” and most of the results are “Trump University.”
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Posse’s that are imbalanced. But not all-out “insane.”
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Humiliating yourself with a pie in the face and no one even looked up from their phone.
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Getting sprayed with seltzer water that’s not La Croix.
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No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be as entertaining as a filter that makes people look like hyenas.
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It’s hard to find clown shoe sizes of Crocs.
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Kids who aren’t easily terrified.
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Hot-Dog-on-a-Stick employees who mock your outfit.
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Getting a one star Uber rating after cramming 16 fellow clowns into a Toyota Prius.
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The growing suspicion that there may actually be something more fulfilling than earning minimum wage to tie balloon animals for screaming toddlers.
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Our broken healthcare system. Hey, they worry about regular people things, too.