Camping Fun “Facts”

Since the summer camping season is here, it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top Camping Fun Facts.

  • The average camping trip last 2.7 days . . . or long enough to get sick of pooping in a hole in the ground.

  • If you camp anywhere in Oregon, there’s a 99.9% chance you’ll stumble on a pot farm.

  • No matter how much your kids smile and laugh, inside they still wish you took them to Disney.

  • The modern tent was based on the tents used by Native Americans.  Therefore, camping equals cultural appropriation!

  • You can start campfires without matches by directing your wife’s gaze at some sticks and telling her about that time you slept with her sister.

  • Technically, there’s nothing stopping a centipede from crawling up your butt while you’re asleep.

  • Camping as a recreational activity was invented by a guy who hated being around his family.

  • The best way to escape a bear is by distracting it with your least favorite child.

  • If animals could talk, they would probably tell campers to “Go back where you came from!”

  • The best way to avoid snakes, bears, and other dangerous wildlife is to stay home and play video games like a normal person.

  • The most common cause of death while camping is at the hands of an escaped mental patient with a hook-hand . . . according to your unimaginative uncle who tells campfire stories.

  • Millennials go camping more than any other age group, because it gives them a chance to sleep somewhere other than their parents’ basements.

  • The best place to camp is someplace untouched by modern society.  Like Walmart.