Overheard at the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest

  • Hey, I didn’t order hot dogs!

  • Wait, does this have meat in it?

  • I really shouldn’t have eaten before the contest

  • Don’t talk with your mouth full

  • Wow, is there any event that so perfectly captures America?

  • Do you have a gluten free version?

  • Stop savoring every bite, you idiot!

  • Sorry, Governor Christie, you’re not in the contest

  • I didn’t win, but I got Miss Congeniality

  • The hardest part is counting the Weight Watchers points

  • Mrrpphhgghph!!!!!!