Founding Father Pickup Lines

  • I believe all men are entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of your sweet booty

  • Martha doesn’t understand me

  • I’d love to go for a midnight ride… on you

  • That’s not a flintlock in my breeches-I’m just happy to see you!

  • I’d love to work my way through your 15 layers of undergarments

  • How would you like to be a little Founding Father Side Action?

  • You’re familiar with the show, “Hamilton”? I’m that dude!

  • I’ve been endowed by my Creator with more than just unalienable rights

  • When, in the course of human events, does it become necessary for me to get into your pants?

  • You’ve heard of “Minutemen”? I’m not one of those!