Signs You Have a Bad Sunburn

 

  • Strangers keep dousing you with fire extinguishers

  • Someone just tried to fry a strip of bacon on your back

  • You keep setting off the smoke alarms at the office

  • On the Crayola scale, you fall somewhere between “Brick Red” and “Christmas Red”

  • You can actually iron your clothing just my laying on it

  • You were recently mistaken for Hellboy

  • Your doctor recommends sleeping on your stomach for the next 4-5 years

  • People take one glance at you and yell “Owwww!”

  • You’ve been guzzling aloe straight out of the bottle

  • George Hamilton saw you and said “too much”

  • A lobster just tried to mate with you