Pet Peeves of Spider-Man

 

  • Too many franchise reboots, even for him

  • When you’re trying to hail a cab and the stupid web shooter goes off

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home sounds like a Rugrats movie!

  • Teenaged superheroes have to defeat bad guys AND be home by midnight

  • When people who don’t even know you call you “Spidey”

  • Black Widow wouldn’t go out with him! Black Widow? Spider-Man? It’s meant to be!

  • People who think “Spider-sense” is just a fancy name for Gaydar

  • Frankly, Iron Man can be a tad condescending at times

  • City constantly billing him for web removal

  • No Spider-Mobile! What’s up with that??