Signs You’ve Gone to a Bad Wedding Planner


  • Suggests replacing the photographer with a courtroom sketch artist

  • Wants to know if people are “getting all dressed up”

  • Asks if you want a special room where people can snort cocaine

  • Proposes employing goons to “keep the riff-raff out”

  • First question is “are you two sure about this??”

  • Insists you can save money by having the reception at her parents’ house

  • The only weddings she’s planned were for Nicolas Cage

  • Reserves a place at the reception for people to do keg stands

  • Tells you to forget the DJ because her cousin has a great bluegrass band