Surprises in the New Toy Story Movie 

 

  • Unexpected NC-17 rating could hurt box office

  • Thanos shows up and destroys half of toy life in the universe

  • It’s in Mandarin with English subtitles

  • Handheld camera is totally disorienting

  • It’s a retelling of the Oedipus myth but with toys

  • Potential choking hazard for younger kids

  • A blast of radiation turns Rex into a giant that stomps cities

  • Buzz Lightyear is killed when an alien pops out of his chest

  • Four-hour running time has younger viewers streaming for the rest rooms

  • Woody drops some serious “F bombs”

  • Nude scenes mitigated by the fact that nobody has any genitals

  • Bo Peep goes nuts and kills everybody while riding a dragon