Pat’s Summer Reading List

  • “The Bridges of Hazzard County”

  • “The Five People You Meet in Cracker Barrel”

  • “Oh, The Places You’ll Clog”

  • “The Call of the Wild . . . Turkey”

  • “The Hand Fishing Maid’s Tale”

  • “The Collected Works of Larry the Cable Guy”

  • “The Lord of the Onion Rings”

  • “The Seven Habits of Highly Intoxicated People”

  • “Great Lotto Expectations”

  • “The Very Hungry Caterpillar Tractor”

  • “Children of the Cornhole”

  • “Jonathan Livingston Skynyrd”

Just kidding.¬† Pat doesn’t don’t read books…his lips get too tired.