Sushi Fun Facts

With today being International Sushi Day, it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top Sushi Fun Facts.

  • It’s to Japan what pasta is to Italy, tacos are to Mexico, and anything that triggers diabetic shock is to America.

  • Wasabi is added so that you can punish your kids for all the stuff they do to you at home.

  • If you serve it to your kid after watching “Finding Nemo”, you’re an awful parent.

  • All those little pieces of rice are held together by Super Glue.

  • It’s more popular with the cultured and wealthy.  Which is why you don’t know anything about it.

  • If you want to eat it the right way, you use chopsticks.  If you want any of it to go into your actual mouth, you use a fork.

  • It’s Japan’s most popular export.  Other than robot sex dolls.

  • If you eat sushi purchased at a gas station mini-mart . . . you’d better have good health insurance.

  • It’s hard to believe they can get it over that Great Wall and into our restaurants.  Or is that a different country?

  • That strip of green grass it always comes with isn’t edible.  Or, based on my experience, smokable.

  • You can eat it with chopsticks, a fork, and if you really want to be the talk of the restaurant, your feet.

  • Many sushi chefs aspire to one day be a Subway sandwich artist.