Rejected Slogans for the Times Square Krispy Kreme Flagship Store


  • Like a bagel, but extra bad for you

  • Like non-ethnic churros!

  • It smells much better in here

  • Just don’t make eye contact

  • When a pastrami deluxe is not enough

  • Tell ’em the freak dressed as Elmo sent you!

  • Ignore the police horse poop

  • Where else in New York can you get overpriced crap?

  • The new choice of Pizza Rat!