Overheard at the Queen’s Birthday Gala

 

  • Off with their heads! Just kidding!

  • Back off, sonny boy, I’m good for another decade

  • Wait, were we supposed to bring presents?

  • There better be an open bar

  • Does my hat look ridiculous enough?

  • If she challenges you to beer pong, protocol demands that you let her win

  • I hope she’s taking the day off from work

  • So, are they going to spank her 93 times?

  • I had no idea what she’s into, so I got her an Amazon gift card

  • You have to go out by the dumpsters if you want to smoke weed

  • Oh, sorry, I thought this was for the band, Queen

  • Jell-O shots!