Overheard at the Opening of Disneyland’s Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

 

  • There are not the rides you’re looking for

  • I just realized-both Han Solo and Walt Disney were cryogenically frozen!

  • What are all these annoying kids doing here?

  • Call me old school, but I just want to ride in a teacup

  • I just saw an Ewok cheating at the “You Must Be This Tall” sign

  • Well-it’s better than being stuck in a line on Mount Everest

  • Luke, I’m your father—now quit crying

  • Am I the only one like Yoda talking who is?

  • Let’s get out of here before they realize we’re nerds

  • All I know is that, after this, “It’s a Small World” is gonna suck

  • I’m starting to think some of this stuff is faked

  • Where the hell are they hiding Jar Jar?