Rejected Slogans for Denim Speedos

 

  • Even more painful than they look!

  • Complete the look with gold chains

  • Ignore the laughter

  • Embarrassing, painful, and wrong

  • Mashed bananas, anybody?

  • Shame? Not here!

  • Why keep you to yourself?

  • Nothing says “Florida Man” like this!

  • Bad idea, worse execution