Signs You’re Watching a Bad Godzilla Movie


  • Lots of gratuitous use of the f-word, including from Godzilla

  • Three words: Starring Kirk Cameron

  • Due to budget constraints, Godzilla stomps Kokomo, Indiana

  • Soundtrack is all Ed Sheeran songs

  • Four words: Godzilla versus Paddington Bear

  • Song and dance numbers fall totally flat

  • You find yourself wishing your phone would go off

  • Catchiest line of dialogue? “Look! Godzilla!”