Cringeworthy Things Men Said to Their Pregnant Partners

Posted so you may Face-Palm on Their Behalf…

A recent Reddit thread asked women to share the most tone-deaf thing their partner ever said to them while they were pregnant, and you’ll roll your eyes and go, ‘Just throw the whole man away!”

 1. “I’m eight months pregnant, and said, ‘Look, my belly is all baby!’ and he said, ‘Yeah…baby and cake.'”–kittycatjeebus

 2. “My partner looked at my stretch marks and said, ‘It looks like you got into a fight with a bear and lost.'”–dogmeatoohaha

 3. “Not my partner, but my father-in-law said, ‘I had kidney stones, so I know what labor feels like.’ –largemcmuffin

 4. “Will I be able to milk you like a cow?”–Josy89

 5. “I hadn’t been able to see well enough to shave in about a month, and he said, ‘You’ve got a jungle down there.’ –cliner90

 6. “‘Even at your fattest, I would still do you.’ –YoungDirectionless

 7. “One time my husband complained that he had to give a SALIVA sample for a genetic test during my pregnancy.”–TheaFromJulliard

 8. “The other day my husband said, ‘Isn’t it so great that I’m so tolerant of you barfing around me all the time and I don’t chain reaction barf or anything?’ Slow clap for you.”–Shakababy

 9. “I’m tired, too.”–hottoddy4me