Signs You’re Too Old to Play Indiana Jones

 

  • You’ve already played the character’s father

  • You refuse to do your own stunts, and that includes walking

  • Most of the relics in the script are younger than you are

  • You keep crash-landing private planes

  • You can remember when Indiana wasn’t a movie character — or a state

  • In a scene with a mummy, it’s difficult tell you apart

  • Your stand-in is Kirk Douglas

  • The actresses you suggested to play your love interest have been dead since the 70s

  • You’ve done Shakespeare…in front of Shakespeare

  • You’re Harrison Ford