Memorial Day Fun “Facts”

In honor of this being the start of the Memorial Day weekend, please enjoy this list of The Top Memorial Day Fun Facts.

  • If you’re barbecuing, be sure to wear a hilarious apron that says, “Kiss the Cook,” “Hug the Cook,” or “Let the Cook Smell Your Hair.”

  • It originally honored Civil War soldiers.  Like David Letterman’s beard.

  • The three-day weekend is a perfect time to catch “Avengers: Endgame”.  Because it lasts all three days.

  • It’s one of the best weekends for barbecuing . . . and one of the worst weekends for your intestines.

  • President Trump will lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unhealed Bone Spur.

  • All that work you claim you’re gonna get done will still be staring you in the face come Tuesday morning.

  • Americans are reminded not to forget the veterans of the CLONE Wars.

  • 60% of Americans plan to barbecue on Memorial Day . . . and 100% of lame people plan to contribute to a barbecue by bringing napkins.

  • Most Americans spend it by pigging out.  Sorry.  That’s a Top EVERY Day Fun Fact.