Overheard at the World Mustache and Beard Championship

 

  • Uh-I think you’ve got a Dorito in there

  • Sorry, sir, there’s no unibrow competition

  • Do I win anything? I can comb my ear hair!

  • And now for the “Salvador Dali Lifetime Achievement Award”

  • Hey, can I borrow your gel?

  • Loved your work in ZZ Top

  • Is there a separate competition for Tom Cruise-type beards?

  • Do you have as much trouble at airport security as I do?

  • I’m not in the competition, I’m just Amish

  • I was Tom Hanks’ double during the filming of Castaway

  • It’s not a Karl Marx; it’s a Frederick Douglass!