Rejected Slogans for the Taco Bell Resort Hotel

Taco Bell is opening a resort hotel. Yes, this is really happening. Starting on Aug. 9, fans of the fast-food chain looking to get away from it all can book a room at The Bell: A Taco Bell Hotel and Resort in Palm Springs, Calif. According to Taco Bell, the hotel will offer several unique menu items that will only be available at the hotel. It will only be open for a limited time.

  • Make a run for the bathroom

  • Just how empty is your life?

  • Sooo much better than the White Castle Hotel

  • Soft tacos… softer pillows

  • LOTS of extra toilet paper

  • Our food has its own “Checkout time”

  • We’ll leave the heat lamp on for you!

  • Redefining comfort… as feeling bloated

  • Ask for a room with a view of the dumpsters

  • Like if Motel 6 served food

  • Just like a regular Taco Bell, but with bedbugs!

  • We don’t recommend the pool