Reasons You Aren’t Into “Game of Thrones”

The series finale of “Game of Thrones” on Sunday night is expected to get giant ratings.  But that audience won’t include you.  Here are The Top Reasons You Aren’t Into “Game of Thrones”.

  • There’s too much plot to get in the way of the boobies.

  • It took you long enough to learn Klingon . . . who’s got time for Dothraki?

  • You’re not House Stark, Targaryen, or Lannister . . . you’re Hufflepuff all the way.

  • You canceled HBO after they stopped producing new episodes of “Cathouse”.

  • The little guy reminds you of that hilarious Tim Conway character.  And now you’re sad.

  • Every time you log onto HBO Go, you’re distracted by hilarious old episodes of “Arliss”.

  • You ARE into it.  But you’re such a repellent human you have no friends to discuss it with.  So it’s like you’re not into it.

  • Lazy writing!  There’s no character development or dimension to the dragons.

  • You don’t get how during such chaos, Daenerys still has time to elaborately braid her hair.

  • You can’t relate to the characters, since you’ve never wanted to hook up with a sibling.

  • You want to be able to go to a wedding without fearing for your life.

  • You’re Robert Kraft, and many of the episodes did not have “happy endings.”