Bad Pick-Up Lines

The dating site Zoosk.com is out with their list of the cheesiest pick-up lines that have been used on their site. Some of the ‘best’ include …

What’s your name? Or can I call you mine?

What’s your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.

Was your dad a boxer? ‘Cause you’re a knockout.

You look so familiar… Did we take a class together? No? Because I could’ve sworn you and I had chemistry.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I’d give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Are you my phone charger? Because without you I’d surely die.

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

You’re pretty and I’m cute, so together we’d be pretty cute.

If you were words on a page you’d be fine print.

Let’s flip a coin. Heads your mine, tails I’m yours.

Good thing I brought my library card… ’cause I can’t stop checking you out.

Are you drinking some hot tea? ‘Cause you certainly are a hottie.