Interesting “Facts” You May Not Know About Sleep

Since May is Better Sleep Month, it’s a good time for this list of The Top Interesting TOTALLY TRUE (not really) “Facts” You May Not Know About Sleep.

  • If it takes you less than five minutes to fall asleep, you’re probably sleep-deprived.  Or you’re watching C-SPAN.

  • Rip Van Winkle is lucky he didn’t wake up with 20 years’ worth of penises drawn on his face.

  • Without it, you’d look like Jimmy Kimmel.

  • Melatonin helps you fall asleep.  Especially when mixed with tequila.

  • It’s best to do it in a cool, dark room.  Sorry.  That’s a top interesting fact about mushrooms.

  • Dreaming that you’re eating egg salad usually means your partner is farting in bed next to you.

  • People who procrastinate are more likely to have problems sleeping.  But they can always deal with that tomorrow.

  • The smell of lavender can help you fall sleep.  As can the smell of chloroform.

  • A great way to fall asleep is to count those lovable furry creatures jumping the fence:  Kardashians.

  • Millennials are sleep deprived…Which is why they always say they’re “woke.”

  • Trees also “sleep” at night . . . and wake up in the morning with wood.