Tips for Enjoying Cinco de Mayo

Sunday is Cinco de Mayo.  And to ensure you make the most of the celebration, check out this list of The Top Tips for Enjoying Cinco de Mayo.

  • Watch episodes of “Chico and the Man”, and take a shot of tequila every time the old guy says something racist.

  • Renew your membership to the Erik Estrada fan club.

  • Stay hydrated by drinking lots of water . . . as long as it’s not from Mexico.

  • If you have a man bun, DON’T shape it into a sombrero.

  • Tequila!  Tequila!  Tequila!  (Note:  Also applicable to any other day.)

  • Hit a restaurant that serves authentic Mexican cuisine.  Like, not Chipotle.

  • Avoid any cultural misunderstandings by instead celebrating Star Wars Day on May the 4th.

  • Choose a designated driver.  Preferably one with a high tolerance for the phrase “Cinco de Drinko.”

  • Avoid calling police officers “federales.”

  • Learn about the rich, storied history of our neighbor to the south.  Kidding.  Drink until your liver squeals, “No mas!”