Signs Your Daughter’s Prom Date Is a Loser

  • He picks her up on a riding mower

  • He’s 42 years old

  • He asks if he has to “dress up”

  • He offers you a swig of his bottle of Robitussin

  • He wants to know if his family can tag along

  • His tux clashes with his court-mandated ankle bracelet

  • He asks her to the prom in Klingon

  • He can’t stop bragging that he’s wearing clean underpants

  • He tries to tongue kiss…the Uber driver

  • In all the prom photos, he’s flashing gang signs