Today is the day we celebrate Administrative Professionals. But not all of them deserve it. Here are The Top Signs You Have an Awful Administrative Professional.
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She refuses to “whore it up” on Casual Fridays.
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When you ask what’s on today’s schedule, he snaps, “You being a d-bag.”
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She always flirts with the FedEx guy. And dammit, he’s yours!
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She wants to make it to the top through hard work and perseverance, not by sleeping her way there.
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She’s taking next week off to mourn all the Avengers who will die in “Endgame”.
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He never forgets your wife’s birthday . . . because they’re sleeping together behind your back.
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You warned them many times about the short skirts and revealing cleavage . . . but he dresses like that anyway.
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She thinks every day is Bring Your Cats to Work Day.
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He’s always outside smoking. Crack.
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He spells your name wrong more than a Starbucks barista.