Ways to Make the NHL Playoffs Even More Exciting

Now that the Pens aren’t in it, I need something to spice up the games…


  • Two words: pointy sticks!

  • Real Sharks versus real Penguins

  • Get rid of the ice…but keep the skates

  • Two more words: Exploding pucks

  • Anybody in the penalty box is free to throw stuff at the other players

  • Between periods, crush stuff with the Zamboni

  • Tripping goes from being a penalty to being a strategy

  • Each team must include one player who doesn’t know how to skate

  • All goons, all the time

  • First team to 100 wins!