Signs You Overdid it with the Easter Candy

  • By the end, you were fighting your own children for it

  • You’re pooping intact jelly beans

  • You got a call from the Cadbury Egg people, telling you to slow down

  • You tried to devour a real bunny, mistaking it for a chocolate one

  • You woke up on the floor with a mouth full of half-chewed Peeps

  • Delirious, you got in the car and started driving to Hershey

  • Two words: diabetic coma

  • You accidentally ate some plastic grass and kinda liked it

  • You’re counting the days until Halloween