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If you have a dog, be REALLY sure before you pick up a “brown egg.”
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Rename it “Christmas” and give each other COOL gifts.
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Send your kids on a hunt for eggs you never hid and then enjoy hours of peace and quiet.
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Enjoy a lovely Sunday brunch while passing around the full Mueller Report.
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Find an Easter parade where people will flash you for beads.
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Drill a small hole in the Cadbury eggs, and replace the cream with motor oil.
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See who can pretend to be the most devastated by the Notre Dame fire.
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Don’t vomit in your bunny suit.
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Hide fun stuff in plastic eggs like candy and grandpa’s heart pills.
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Find a quiet room, sit down, and don’t move until everyone’s gone.