Things You Don’t Want to Hear from an IRS Agent

 

  • This reminds me a lot of Willie Nelson’s returns

  • Maybe you’ll get to meet that Fuller House actress in the joint

  • I’m going to have to take away your belt and shoelaces

  • You might want to talk to a lawyer… or two or three

  • As I speak, they’re changing the locks at your house

  • Would you be willing to wear a wire?

  • I’m still laughing about some of the stuff you tried

  • Let’s take a look at the evidence-I mean, your return

  • We’re using your return to train people in the fraud division

  • The good news is that your student loans are gonna seem like nothing compared to this

  • Think of it like paying off a mortgage, but without getting a house

  • You a fan of Wesley Snipes? I audited him!