Signs You’re Watching a Bad Stephen King Adaptation

 

  • Two words: Killer Roomba

  • There sure are a lot of dance numbers

  • It’s based on Stephen King’s grocery lists

  • It’s a remake of The Shining that takes place at a Motel 6

  • Three words: “Starring Rob Schneider”

  • It’s about a haunted Port-a-Potty

  • Stephen King is standing outside the theater, apologizing

  • It features a Madea cameo

  • What’s with all the Legos?

  • He wrote it under the pseudonym “Not Stephen King”