Beer Fun Facts

In honor of Sunday being National Beer Day, please enjoy this list of The Top Beer Fun Facts.

  • It is now the official drink of the U.S. Supreme Court.

  • Some people won’t drink anything but microbrews.  We call these people “insufferable.”

  • Smashing an empty against your forehead is a fun way to let others know you’re unemployed.

  • It’s been around so long that the first DUI was given to a guy on a chariot.

  • People who brew their own beer will generally let you know about it within five minutes of you meeting them.

  • It’s generally 4 to 6 percent alcohol, as is Mel Gibson at any given moment.

  • The size of your beer can pyramid is inversely proportional to the size of your house.

  • It sponsors athletic events its drinkers will never ever be able to participate in.

  • It’s usually stronger in Europe, much like the B.O.

  • It’s the second most popular depressant in America, behind “This Is Us”.

  • The most expensive beer costs $400 a bottle . . . and is best enjoyed while laughing at poor people.

  • Those who don’t drink it are called, “People I Never Hang Out With.”