Signs Your Boyfriend is Obsessed with the Avengers

 

  • His Twitter handle is “Justice League sucks!”

  • He thinks raccoons can talk

  • Whenever you have a fight, he accuses you of “acting like Thanos”

  • He refers to the real world as the “Non-Marvel Cinematic Universe”

  • Refuses to step on ants in case Ant-Man is among them

  • Insists you call him “God of Thunder” in bed

  • Two words: Tolerates Hawkeye

  • Won’t seek medical advice unless it’s from Dr. Strange

  • Can actually tell the difference between Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth

  • Makes lame excuses for the existence of Quicksilver

  • Responds to any question with “I am Groot”