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Searching utility belt for angina meds
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Driving around with the Batmobile’s left blinker on
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Being quietly thankful that he’s no longer played by Ben Affleck
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Ignoring Bat Signal and laughing his ass off
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Like every weekend, scraping guano off the Batcave floor
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Scrolling through Facebook, dutifully “liking” all the birthday posts
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Choking down Aunt Harriet’s home-baked birthday cake, God bless her
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As always, sitting on a gargoyle above Gotham and feeling sorry for himself
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Having Batsuit refitted to ease strain of osteoporosis
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Asking the doctor to look at something he caught from Poison Ivy
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Applebee’s Early Bird Dinner
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Batcave ‘n Chill!