April Fools’ Day “Fun Facts”

Today is April Fools’ Day, so what better time than now to check out this list of The Top April Fools’ Day Fun Facts.

 

  • Retailers say it’s by far the best time of the year for sales of rubber spiders.

  • No one’s really sure how long it’s been around or why we still care . . . kind of like that show “Supernatural”.

  • It glorifies vile, mean-spirited behavior.  Which is why it’s so awesome. 

  • The person on the receiving end of the prank is the April Fool.  The person pulling the prank is known as a “d-bag.”

  • About 50% of people open their April Fools gifts on April Fools’ Eve.

  • People with spastic colons love today because they can blame their issue on a whoopee cushion. 

  • Democrats pray Robert Mueller was just celebrating it a few days early when he released that report.

  • The joy buzzer prank is most effective on old people with pacemakers.

  • It’s a bad time to actually get shot in the head with an arrow because nobody will believe you.

  • It’s a day for spreading hoaxes.  So if you’re Alex Jones, it’s just like any other day.

  • It’s the day when the least funny people at the office try to be funny.

  • The world’s biggest fan of April Fools’ Day?  Jussie Smollett.