Some things I THINK I think…

  1.  We’re down to the final 16 teams in the NCAA’s.  Penn State played FOUR of them this year and beat TWO of them…and they didn’t deserved an invitation to ANY of the tournaments this year?  Puh-leaze.
  2. In Austria in the 1600’s, women would put an apple slice under their arm pit.  At the end of the night, they’d take it out and give it to the guy they found most attractive.  If the guy felt the same way about them, HE’D EAT THE APPLE SLICE!!!!

Think about that while you’re enjoying your next honey crisp.