Overheard at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade

  • I’m trying to beat my SantaCon record for public intoxication
  • Got my dates confused, sorry about the Puerto Rican flag!
  • Either they dyed the river green, or there’s something psychedelic in this beer
  • I’m still sobering up from New Year’s, thanks
  • Grab anyone under 5 feet tall in case they’re a leprechaun
  • I’m just waiting for the Snoopy balloon
  • Yo, you bagpipe dudes know any Led Zep?
  • This is like Cinco de Mayo but without the good food
  • If you can’t afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you
  • Erin go barf!