Overheard at the Britney Spears Musical

Yes, we’re getting a Britney Spears jukebox musical that, in the hallowed footsteps of Mamma Mia! and Head Over Heels, isn’t going to tell the story of her life, but instead use her music to fit a different plot. Here’s what we’re hearing:

  • Wow, this is even better than the Tiffany musical

  • Can you set a head-shaving meltdown to music?

  • I can’t wait for the dance remix

  •  Hit me one more time-for being dumb enough to buy a ticket

  • It’s a guilty pleasure, without the pleasure part

  • Suddenly, the Cher musical seems deep

  • Is there a Tony category for lip-synching?

  • Were any snakes harmed during the performance?