A train with almost 200 people on board is finally moving again after 36 hours stuck on a snowy stretch of track south of Eugene, Oregon.
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They order you to help shovel coal into the boiler
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All questions about your arrival time are answered, ”We’ll get there when-and if we get there”
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They’re converting the dining car into a triage center
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The conductor just asked if anyone knows how to drive a train
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Instead of the 2:15, you’re now on the 10:45
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You’re drawing lots to see who’s going to be eaten first
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There’s a body in the overhead bin
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You’ve just been robbed by guys on horses with 6-shooters
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You’re awakened to the sound of hobos playing harmonicas
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The on-board movie is Gotti.