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Hey, can I get an Oscar if I volunteer to accept it during a commercial break?
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Poor Glenn Close has lost more times than the Buffalo Bills
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What happens if someone dies during the “In Memoriam” segment?
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Look, some idiot misspelled The Favourite!
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A Star Is Born? Isn’t that from 1937?
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They’ve gone through all the envelopes to make sure none of them say La La Land
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Can I get this Oscar through airport security?
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Is Awkwafina any relation to the Fiji Water Girl?
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I always get Queen and Queen Latifah mixed up
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How ironic that they wanted to cut the length of the show by not showing the editing award
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Why is my swag bag from Target?