Overheard at the Academy Awards

 

  • Hey, can I get an Oscar if I volunteer to accept it during a commercial break?

  • Poor Glenn Close has lost more times than the Buffalo Bills

  • What happens if someone dies during the “In Memoriam” segment?

  • Look, some idiot misspelled The Favourite!

  • A Star Is Born? Isn’t that from 1937?

  • They’ve gone through all the envelopes to make sure none of them say La La Land

  • Can I get this Oscar through airport security?

  • Is Awkwafina any relation to the Fiji Water Girl?

  • I always get Queen and Queen Latifah mixed up

  • How ironic that they wanted to cut the length of the show by not showing the editing award

  •  Why is my swag bag from Target?