“Not Me. Us.” is Bernie Sanders’ new campaign slogan. But is that really the best option? Here are some others the candidate might want to consider.
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Bernie Sanders: Hurry, Before He Dies.
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Make America Regular Again.
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Hey American Fried Chicken Fans . . . It’s Time to Show Some Love for Another Grey-Haired Old Man Named Sanders.
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You Want “Woke”? I’m Up at 4:30 Every Morning, No Alarm Clock. How’s That for Woke?
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I Can Pay Down the Debt with My “Seinfeld” Residuals.
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How’d That “Voting for Hillary” Thing Work Out For Ya?
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Bernie Sanders: Easily One of the Top 200 Democrats Currently Running for President.
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Sanders: He’ll Only Go to War with Kids Running Across the White House Lawn.
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When the Call Comes at 3:00 in the Morning, He’ll Already Be Up Peeing.
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Leave No Senior Behind.
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Out with the Old, In with the . . . Older?