Some Things I THINK I Think…

  1.  I didn’t just wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning…I woke up on the wrong side of the world.  I’m not a violent or imposing man, but I shouldn’t be crossed today, unless you’re Heather Locklear or Morgan Fairchild.  Then feel free to cross me all you want.
  2. We’re already a week into spring training and baseball’s two biggest free agents still haven’t signed.  Not that we Pirates fans have to worry about that.
  3. Only 30 days until SPRING!  It had better hurry…the weather is starting to give me a rash.