Since today is Singles Awareness Day, it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top Best Things About Being Single.
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The toilet paper roll goes on how YOU like it. Always.
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You don’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive garbage . . . unless you own a cat.
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You can wear whatever you want without being judged. Unless it’s a fedora. Then you look like an idiot.
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The “chill” in “Netflix and chill” LITERALLY means “chill.”
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Having your soul crushed at work is enough.
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There’s actually room on the bed for the dog to sleep.
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A medium popcorn at the movies lasts past the first preview.
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One Thanksgiving, one Christmas, and one Easter is more than enough, thank you very much.
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Those department store mannequins arranged around your dining room table don’t ask annoying questions about your day.
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You can actually get dressed and leave the house without feeling like you have to ask, “Does this match?”
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It makes you a hugely successful singer-songwriter. Right, Taylor Swift?
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You’re a popular yellow processed cheese. Sorry, that’s the best thing about being a KRAFT single.