Complaints of Cupid


  • Bow and arrow almost impossible to get through airport security

  • No residuals despite having his image on millions of greeting cards

  • Hard to get rid of baby fat when holiday is so associated with chocolate!

  • I can’t get dinner reservations on February 14th either

  • Whenever an arrow goes astray and hits the dog, he starts humping your leg

  • That little Vienna sausage they give me for a wiener!

  • Getting blamed for every damn STD outbreak

  • Wings are really more decorative than functional

  • Needs a diaper change desperately