Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Valentine

Who gave you this phone number?

Fine, let’s just get this over with

Demon, be gone! I cast thee out!

Jeez, has it been another year already

The cops are on my tail. Hide this!

To be honest, I’m not entirely sure who you are

It’s cool; the clinic gave me an ointment for that

Uh-oh-I think I’m going to hurl

I feel like we were meant to be together… for a few weeks