Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Valentine

  • Who gave you this phone number?

  • Fine, let’s just get this over with

  • Demon, be gone! I cast thee out!

  • Jeez, has it been another year already

  • The cops are on my tail. Hide this!

  • To be honest, I’m not entirely sure who you are

  • It’s cool; the clinic gave me an ointment for that

  • Uh-oh-I think I’m going to hurl

  • I feel like we were meant to be together… for a few weeks