It’s unlikely that we will ever be under the kind of public scrutiny that Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, receives. Having crashed his Land Rover Freelander back in January, and only a few days later causing an uproar for having been seen driving without his safety belt, the 97-year-old Prince has decided it is time to hang up his keys.
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You’ve shrunk to the point where you have to reach up to touch the wheel
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You still signal with hand gestures
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You have poor night vision, and you consider “night” to be anything after 4pm
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Your left blinker’s been flashing since 2005
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Your great-great grandkids keep trying to take your keys
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Your method of braking is to just slam into another car
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You narrowly avoided hitting your neighbor-s cat – while it was in their living room
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You’re only driving because you’re too old to walk
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Gas pedal, brake…it’s all the same to you
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Neighbors nicknamed your car “The Deathmobile”
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You can’t go more than a block without having to pee