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I think you might need two boxes, big boy
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I’m only doing this until I can get a paycheck from my TSA job
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If you’d like a cocktail with that, we make most of our money on alcohol sales
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After this transaction is complete, would you mind taking a brief customer survey?
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Ask me about gluten again and I’ll punch your lights out
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Can I use your bathroom? I think I got hold of some bad clams
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Don’t tell anyone but these cookies are made in a sweatshop in Singapore
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I’m also selling this zesty marinara sauce that my uncle made
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Have they got preservatives? This box is four years old!